The Strangest Phone Sex Calls

I have a pretty open mind, I certainly enjoy a lot of things sexually and otherwise that others would find a little extreme. I have a different attitude on a lot of stuff and I think that the uninhibited tend to have more fun.

Sexually, I enjoy a lot of things and when I’m in the right mood, I admit I can be an animal. Yes, I’ve had sex with more than one partner at the same time… on a few occasions. Yes, I’ve experimented with toys, strap ons, lubes, food and some pretty out there role play – some of it worked for me and some of it didn’t, but working out what takes your body to the next level of pleasure is half of the fun.

So, you’d think I was unshockable… well there are some phone sex scenarios which are too much, even for me. Im sure there are some girls on the extreme fetish numbers who would have no problems with some of this stuff, but I must admit, I’ve had to steer the conversation away from some of the things the occasional caller would want to talk about.

6a00d83451587d69e20133f5363a32970b-800wiI once had a caller who wanted me to make a cheese and crisp sandwich, cover it with mayo, and eat it slowly while he masturbated. I actually did it, but I could not keep a straight face and I think the fact that I was giggling while eating put him off what he was doing a little bit. The thing is, when ever I’m turning someone on I get turned on massively myself. If I know I’m getting a guy hard, or making a woman feel horny, I can’t help myself, my knickers are wet in seconds. So, I was turned on, but also hit with a fit of the giggles at the bizarreness of the request.

Another stand out moment for me was when the guy asked me to pretend to be a sumo wrestler, He told me he was quite skinny, and he wanted me to massage oil into my massive body, grab him in a bear hug and roll around on the floor with him. I described in detail how I was rubbing oil into my huge body, in all the rolls of fat and rippling curves. He was defiantly very turned on, so I carried on and told him I was going to grab him and lock him in a hold so his head was pressed between my massive oiled up tits. That was enough, he shot his load and we said goodbye.

I’m not going to judge anyone, and to be honest, I enjoy a lot of stuff that’s pretty out there, but occasionally I still can’t believe the scope of peoples imaginations. It impresses me as much as it sometimes amuses me and actually, once I get over the initial amusement, the bizarre can often turn in the the pleasurable.

But there will always be those stand out moments where I look back and think, did he REALLY ask me to do that? It most certainly takes all sorts and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

It’s very difficult to shock someone who has phone sex every day, especially those ho-bags (joke girls) that take calls on the hardcore fetish lines… (sorry… but they are dirty dirty girls love ’em 😡 ) but you can always do your best to try, if you have an imagination like a few of my past callers, you might actually manage to shock!!! I seriously doubt it though, the likely hood is that you’ll end up with a highly turned on phone sex girl on the other end of the line, about ready to pounce.

 

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