She’s a Man? A Story That Will Make You Think Twice About a One Night Stand

So, a few of us were out last night, chatting, having a drink, and the conversation turned to sex horror stories. When sex has gone wrong. Wow… between us we had some stories that would make you want to slap on a chastity belt and throw away the key. But our friend James had a story that made us laugh, and feel bad for him at the same time.

He’s perfectly cool with it now, and he laughs about it. He even admits to enjoying parts of it, but still… he’d never fall in to the same trap again, and that’s why I asked him to email me the story and give his permission to post it here, so you, the quicksex.co.uk readers, can be warned not to make the same mistake as our good friend James.

It was a disappointing night. None of the girls were biting and I was drunk and horny. I was considering heading home and giving my dick some old-fashioned hand action, when I felt someone tap on my shoulder. I turned around to see a cute women.

Looks like my luck was finally turning around.

I took her back to my place. She was obviously really into me. We kissed as she removed my pants and started playing with my dick. I took off her top and admired her breasts. I could tell they were fake, but I didn’t mind.

I brought her up to my bed. Things were starting to get really hot and heavy despite the alcohol, I was hard as a rock. I started unbuttoning her pants, but she moved my hand away.

“Let me see that cute ass, she said.”

I was drunk and this wasn’t my style, but I figured ‘what the hell.’ She got behind me and started licking my ass with her tongue. No complaints there. Not my favorite thing, but my girlfriend used to rim me all the time.

Then… I felt something. Something long and hard was penetrating my ass. I gasped. It could only be one thing – a penis.

She/he moaned.

“I know you like it baby, he said.

I screamed, but she put her hand over my mouth, I thought of saying no, but actually part of me was really enjoying it… I mean, yes, she had a penis… but she was still pretty hot, and I was still horny…. and drunk.

I won’t go into any more details, but one things certain – I won’t be picking up any more girls in bars for a while.

Don’t accidentally have sex with a man

James, Bristol

Wow huh? Ok, so what happened to James is a one in 1000 shot, I mean, usually its fairly obvious, especially in the UK, but there are some very pretty TV’s out there, and a few of them love to lure straight guys in order to give them a surprise later. Apparantly porn star Vanity likes to do that…. and she’s damn gorgeous.

This story did get us thinking though, what can go wrong when you go out horny and have a few drinks. Especially if you’re a man… I mean, between the alcohol and the fact that your penis is doing half of your thinking, there are tons of unfortunate things that can happen. Of course you know what we are going to suggest as a solution. Before you go out, or even during, grab that cock and enjoy the sound of a horny woman’s voice on the phone. You’ll feel just as satisfied afterwoulds, probably more so, it will only take a couple of minutes, and hopefully you’ll then retain the ability to think your actions through before you make a decision driven by horn that may end you up being ass fucked by a dude…. (sorry James xxx).

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