It’s Friday Night – Do You Have More Chance Of Pulling A Girl If You Have A Pre Night Out Wank?

Is it fact or myth that girls will feel more at ease with guys who have had a wank before they come out? Well girls do have a different attitude towards sex than men, women generally want to connect first before they start feeling carnal urges, while men are pretty much driven by carnal urges most of the time (sorry guys – but you know it’s true).

Having full balls will mean your sex drive is up, and, even if its entirely on a subconscious level, you will be more predatory in your behavior. That’s just the way body chemistry works.

The key is getting the balance right. If you have the most epic wank of your life, cum 5 times and end up wasted with a sore cock, then you’re not going to be much good if you do manage to pull later on that night, but a nice wank and shoot, perhaps even in the shower could chill you out enough so that girls feel more comfortable and less threatened when you’re chatting to them later on.

Yes, your pre-night-out wank should be good enough to hit the spot but not enough to ruin your apatite for later – a bit like a late afternoon snack. Just be careful not to make the same mistake as Ted Stroehmann (Ben Stiller) in the 90s classic, ‘There’s Something About Mary”. While this is hilarious, I’m not sure how well it would go down in real life:

This is a scene from the film where Ted (Stiller) has a hot date planned with Mary (Cameron Diaz). Someone has told him that it’s a horrible idea to go out on a date with ‘a loaded gun’ and that this is where he has been going wrong all these years. His friend was shocked that he didn’t ritualistically masturbate before a date, so, since this particular night out was so important he decides to deactivate his weapon but Mary turns up to meet him a little early and the results are pretty funny. I apologise to anyone who has seen the film, but it’s getting a little old now so many of you may not have seen it.

Anyway, back to the subject at hand, or rather in hand (tee hee). From a woman’s point of view, not to mention from the point of view of someone who’s interested in science and psychology (and sex), I think it may be a good idea to wank before you go out. Of course, everyone’s different, but it may chill some people out, make you less predatory seeming and more relaxed in conversation with members of the opposite sex. Of course, don’t start jacking off in a pub toilet, or in the car… apart from being potentially illegal, you may end up smelling of semen and sweat (hmmmmm nice) and that’s never a good first impression. No, get yourself nice and hard before a shower, or even in it. That way if a friend or your date calls by, you’ve got an excuse for not being there right away, instead of saying, “Sorry it took me a while to get to the door, I was jacking it”, you can truthfully say you were having a shower.

Of course, you know I’m going to be one of the first people to mention that, if you need help, there is help readily at hand. That’s the great thing about our phone lines; if you need to shoot your load quick, while you’re getting ready or even in the shower (which is always nice) you can call, get through to a willing lady, and have her help you get that cock hard and cumming in seconds. That’s what we’re here for and, frankly we fucking enjoy it so please use us 🙂

You are best to call this number:

0909 860 7921
Calls cost 36p per minute plus network extras

This is the line with all the sweetest sounding girls to chat to. Just explain to them that you need a little help unloading and distressing before a date or a night out. We love to be useful, and with our dirty mouths, tongues and minds we can all be very useful when it comes to satisfying a nice hard cock!

So that’s enough from me, I’m going to have a little play myself before the weekend begins.

Happy Friday The 13th Everyone! May your cocks be hard and your pussies be wet! Hmmmmm

Emma xxx

 

 

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