Is your friend into phone sex?

My friend loves phone sex, and I didn’t even know.

You may not even realise it, but someone you know might be a phone sex lover. A lot of people are shocked to find out a friend loves phone sex, it’s sometimes the quiet ones, sometimes the ones you’d never suspect because they come across as innocent or very proper, but the people who have the most fun behind closed doors, are often the last people you’d think of.

You can have fun trying to imagine the people you see in every day life getting naughty in their spare time. It’s a game I love to play in the supermarket or on the bus, but I have to be careful not to laugh out loud when I see an old lady queuing behind me, and I picture her waring leather and holding a whip!

In all seriousness though, a friend of mine who I’ve known for a couple of years now is a real lover of phone sex. She makes sure her boyfriends all get regular calls and doesn’t leave them alone until they have taken some private time and got her, and themselves off. So how would I have known.

The friend in question is always really relaxed, and responds to stressful situations in her stride. She’s one of those people who remains calm what ever is going on around her. She puts this down to regular masturbation, but she also says that just flicking the bean in the loo at work doesn’t cut it. To get quick, intense satisfaction, there has to be human interaction, so she picks up the phone.

I asked her who she called when she wasn’t seeing anyone and she seemed amused at the question. Apparently it’s not that hard to get any guy in the mood over the phone. She admits to me that she’s even dialed numbers randomly, until a guy who sounded sexy answered. She asked him if he was alone and the rest is history.

I wondered why this was such a secret, maybe she feared judgment for her regular habit, but she wasn’t bothered. She wasn’t going to go out and shout from the roof tops that she felt a need to masturbate at least twice daily and the only way for her to get complete satisfaction was by using phone sex, but it wasn’t a secret. After all, she’d not been shy about sharing every detail with me once the topic came up.

Of course, it’s rare that this sort of subject will come up in usual conversation with a friend, and I suspect, just as rare that a friend will be so open about discussing masturbation habits, but it just goes to show, you don’t really know what anyone is into really.

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