Do you like big boobs? Did you see Poland’s Eurovision Entry?

Just in case you missed it, or just wanted to see it again, here’s Poland’s entry to the Eurovision Song Contest.

You may want to fast forward to about 1 minute in to Donathan & Cleo’s performance when a sexy washerwoman in an outfit that was half traditional polish and half stripper walks in, pours a bucket of water into a washing tub and starts pumping the stick, traditionally used to wash clothes before automatic washing machines.

The thing is, as she pumps, her enormous breasts are nearly contained by her top which leaves little to the imagination. The boobs swell and bounce as she washes the clothes and the camera angles let us get a very good eyeful. If that hasn’t persuaded you to hit play, then nothing will.

Honestly. This made me smile, but it was bloody blatant. I think if Conchita Wurst hadn’t been so fabulous and also if people hadn’t wanted to piss off Russia so badly by voting for the bearded lady drag act, Poland would have stood a very good chance, just for that blatant display of jiggling, heaving boobies. Honestly, as the lady said in ‘Men In Black’, “….Silly little planet, you could take over the whole place with the right set of mammaries”.

And that leads me on to the subject of boobs. You can’t get away from them, they are on display for all to see, even if you try and dress professionally, rest assured, any hot blooded man will be able to visualise the shape and size of your naked breasts without you even noticing the glance. Men are very practiced at covert boob admiration. And there we have a point of huge hypocrisy. Women agonise over their appearance, and most of the agonization comes down to boobs. Size, getting the right bra, top, to make them look good, showing just the right amount of cleavage to look sexy but not slutty….. and then if a man stares, they are a disgusting pervert. ‘But Emma, guys who are attracted to boobs are objectifying women’, I hear some of my friends shout. Being attracted to anyone when you haven’t actually got to know them, means you are attracted to something other than their true self, their true personality. You won’t know about that until many hours of one on one time has passed, so is any glance at another person objectification. Yes, if you look at someone you don’t know and think, they are nice, then thats objectification. Hitler’s brain might be in that toned, sexy body, you don’t know that, so what you are attracted to is something completely physical and therefore you are objectifying that person, at least initially.

Its a fact that we are all drawn to certain things, and a lot of that is physical. I never understand why anyone would want to fight that, and I find it even more impossible to understand why someone who was given physically attractive features wouldn’t enjoy the fact that other human beings express pleasure in witnessing them.

I have nice boobs! I like my boobs! Do I dress like a ho…. umm, sometimes actually, my friends have to moderate my style sometimes, especially when I’m going on a date, but that’s besides the point. Yeah, no one likes someone who is creepy or borderline psychotic staring at them, but you can’t blame them if you’re hot!!!! Or if you’re showing too much cleavage. I dress in a certain way when I want to get laid, and in dressing that way, I have to accept that I will be looked at! Thats why I’ve dressed that way in the first place.

Anyway, I have gone somewhat off topic with a boob ramble, if you’re still reading at this point, congratulations. Now dial the ‘big boob’ phone sex line and have a nice tit wank with a large chested slut – – – go on 🙂 Click here for the numbers.

 

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