Don’t stick you’re penis in a toaster!!!

Here in the UK, London’s fire brigade have made the headlines for an interesting rescue. They were called to attend, I would think as a last resort, when a man could not retrieve his member from the household toaster.

I really hope he hadn’t turned it on, but seeing as he got it well and truly stuck in there, I’d guess he had.

A toaster reaches about 1200 degrees, your cock will ignite… thats right, burst into flames at a mere 480. There’s a fact that this guy could have done with knowing before he started eying up the sexy curves and the shiny metal skin of the toasted bread machine!

Everyone’s saying this, and the plethora of similar embarrassing sex games gone wrong stories flying around recently are the responsibility of recent film adaptation of the kinky sex novel, ’50 Shades of Grey’. However I personally don’t see it. Since man got his very first erection, I’d bet he was looking for the first thing to stick it in, and in that search for a willing receptacle for said member, I doubt much common sense was employed.

This has got me to thinking, do women do the same thing? Most girls own a toy, and a female sex drive doesn’t work the same way as a male one, or maybe women are better at resolving such emergencies without involving the rescue services, after all, I never heard of a woman going to A&E with a kitchen utility irretrievably lodged in her V, but maybe it happens and women are just more practical at finding a solution.

For now, I think I’ll stick to toys that were designed to go there, after all, I’d rather have those ballbearings massaging me from the inside while the attachment hits my clit in just the right spot than a cucumber, and funny tasting salad if I forget which one I used!

 

 

New Girls For 2015

We have several new phone sex girls online for you to try this month. We’ve got a couple of new, young wives, online to play while the husbands are out of the house, and several girls who just can’t resist the temptation to use their toys and fingers for pleasure when ever they get the chance.

Dial the number on the top right of this page and use option two when prompted to hear all the girls that are now available to talk to.

 

Is your friend into phone sex?

My friend loves phone sex, and I didn’t even know.

You may not even realise it, but someone you know might be a phone sex lover. A lot of people are shocked to find out a friend loves phone sex, it’s sometimes the quiet ones, sometimes the ones you’d never suspect because they come across as innocent or very proper, but the people who have the most fun behind closed doors, are often the last people you’d think of.

You can have fun trying to imagine the people you see in every day life getting naughty in their spare time. It’s a game I love to play in the supermarket or on the bus, but I have to be careful not to laugh out loud when I see an old lady queuing behind me, and I picture her waring leather and holding a whip!

In all seriousness though, a friend of mine who I’ve known for a couple of years now is a real lover of phone sex. She makes sure her boyfriends all get regular calls and doesn’t leave them alone until they have taken some private time and got her, and themselves off. So how would I have known.

The friend in question is always really relaxed, and responds to stressful situations in her stride. She’s one of those people who remains calm what ever is going on around her. She puts this down to regular masturbation, but she also says that just flicking the bean in the loo at work doesn’t cut it. To get quick, intense satisfaction, there has to be human interaction, so she picks up the phone.

I asked her who she called when she wasn’t seeing anyone and she seemed amused at the question. Apparently it’s not that hard to get any guy in the mood over the phone. She admits to me that she’s even dialed numbers randomly, until a guy who sounded sexy answered. She asked him if he was alone and the rest is history.

I wondered why this was such a secret, maybe she feared judgment for her regular habit, but she wasn’t bothered. She wasn’t going to go out and shout from the roof tops that she felt a need to masturbate at least twice daily and the only way for her to get complete satisfaction was by using phone sex, but it wasn’t a secret. After all, she’d not been shy about sharing every detail with me once the topic came up.

Of course, it’s rare that this sort of subject will come up in usual conversation with a friend, and I suspect, just as rare that a friend will be so open about discussing masturbation habits, but it just goes to show, you don’t really know what anyone is into really.

Had a bad day? A good wank with a great phone sex partner will pick you right up.

Many experts believe that masturbation is healthy, and it’s well known that orgasms release feel good hormones which can act as an antidepressant, so if you need a quick, natural and fun pick me up after a long hard day, a call to a phone sex line might be just what you need.

You have a headache, you’re tired, in a bad mood, low in energy and your mind won’t stop whirring, going over and over the frustrations of the day. You can change your mood in minutes. Just call one of our girls for a chat, as soon as you start chatting to one of us, our bright cheerful tones will have you feeling better before we even start talking dirty.

Even if sex is the furthest thing from your mind, I’m pretty sure you’ll start touching your dick through those trousers once we get chatting. Let us divert you from the stresses of the day, divert you with our naughty talk and sexy suggestions. Your cock will begin to grow as the mood becomes more excited, and it won’t be long before we’re begging you to take it out and describe how big it’s got.

A pair of soft, red, full lips, gently closing around the tip of that cock is what you really need. The sensation as those lips slide over the head and down the shaft will completely take over as you feel a soft warm tongue lapping around the head of your cock.

There’s nothing like having a good hard tug while your phone sex woman fingers her wet pussy and moans for you like the horny little bitch she is. As you’re both breathing heavily and moaning involuntarily, you’ll feel so much tension release, as well as the contents of your balls.

The great feeling you’ll get in just a few minutes is well worth the call, we are here to take away those tensions and turn them into pure pleasure.

You don’t know what you’re missing until you’ve tried phone sex as a quick pick-me-up. It can take me hours to wind down from a bad day with a tea and TV, even if I smoke, but as soon as I get hot and wet, start fingering my eager little clit and pushing my fingers into my tight wet pussy, everything feels so good and I’m in a good mood for the rest of the night.

So, next time you feel crappy after a bad day, try having a good fast wank-sesh with a hot phone sex girl. Moan, shout and shoot your load for us, you’ll feel great!

 

Why phone sex is so irresistible…

Everyone knows that sleeping with another person instead of your partner is wrong. You could contract a terrible STD or you could even get a girl pregnant. To avoid this scenario, many men opt for phone sex. Why wouldn’t they? It is fun, hot, dirty and ultra sexy. The girls on the other end of the phone are all about making you rock hard until you can’t take it anymore. Their devotion to getting you off is mouthwatering, and you better be prepared for one hell of a ride.

For me, as a sexy female I love turning a guy on. In fact, there is nothing that gets me all hot and bothered quite like phone sex. You can be as nasty and as graphic as you want without feeling judged. The guy on the other end can fantasize about what you look like based on your sexy voice, and he will work himself up into the point of no return doing so. That is what I find so irresistible about phone sex. You never know what the guy or girl is thinking.

The beauty of phone sex lines is that you get to choose who will answer your phone call. Do you love big tits? Do you have a fetish for redheads? Do you want to be demeaned by dominatrix? All you have to do is pick up the phone and call quick sex, and your fantasy will become a reality. How hot is that? Hot, sexy, incredible women just waiting for you and your big hard cock. Just thinking about it gets me going.

Find out for yourself why phone sex is so irresistible by calling quick sex today. You will love the selection of ladies available to take your call anytime of day or night. And you won’t get in trouble for your filthy escapade.

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Love girls with great boobs? This is the number for you.

All the girls waiting to answer the phone on this line have the most amazing boobs and, whats more, they love getting their gorgeous tits played with, sucked and licked. If you are a boob man, you need to call this number.

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Hardcore and Filthy – Live phone sex with RUDE women.

There’s nothing sweet about these women. The girls on this line are into talking filthy while pleasuring themselves. Sound good?

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Phone sex is never free – Avoid these scenarios to avoid paying big time!

It seemed like a good idea at the time. You were feeling horny and wanted a quick fix. You were too busy or tired to do the real thing, so you decided to engage in phone sex.

Seems harmless right? After all, all you’re doing is talking.

Wrong…

Many people have deeply regretted having phone sex. Let’s look at a few scenarios:

The Friend

You’re talking to your sexy friend on the phone. At first, the sexual talk starts off light. There’s a little flirting and teasing, and you two are giggling like school girls.

But then things start getting hot and heavy. Before long, you’ve said some stuff that can’t be unsaid. You will never be able to go back to being friends again. Things just got really awkward.

The girl from work

You know that you’re not supposed to have sex with the girl from work, but you decide that talking to her is harmless.

The sexual tension between you two is intense and before long, both of you have removed your pants. You don’t mind at all. In fact, you applaud yourself for getting off without getting into trouble.

In the weeks ahead, that sexy girl from work is being a real bitch, so you start ignoring her. In retaliation, she tells your boss about the phone “conversations.” you had.

The Fuck Buddy

You can’t wait to get away from your wife to bang your mistress, but unfortunately, you will have to wait for the weekend. Since neither you or her can wait, you have some steamy phone sex.

Later on, your wife goes through your phone calls and notices a 30 minute conversation with a women. She calls her up and realizes that you are cheating on her.

As you can see, phone sex may protect you from STDs and pregnancy, but it’s far from harmless.

Luckily, there’s a way that you can get off from the comfort of your living room that doesn’t involve any risk – use a professional adult phone sex service. You can chat with sexy, naughty girls without getting into trouble, and we’re way better at phone sex and getting you off than any of those other girls.

It’s quick, on demand and anonymous, and the only thing we want is the knowledge that we’ve got that cock nice and hard and drained your balls dry.

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Yes, these girls may seem sweet, but once they get to fucking you they are anything but. These cock loving, pussy licking, fucking sluts are ready to please you right now. Call:

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She’s a Man? A Story That Will Make You Think Twice About a One Night Stand

So, a few of us were out last night, chatting, having a drink, and the conversation turned to sex horror stories. When sex has gone wrong. Wow… between us we had some stories that would make you want to slap on a chastity belt and throw away the key. But our friend James had a story that made us laugh, and feel bad for him at the same time.

He’s perfectly cool with it now, and he laughs about it. He even admits to enjoying parts of it, but still… he’d never fall in to the same trap again, and that’s why I asked him to email me the story and give his permission to post it here, so you, the quicksex.co.uk readers, can be warned not to make the same mistake as our good friend James.

It was a disappointing night. None of the girls were biting and I was drunk and horny. I was considering heading home and giving my dick some old-fashioned hand action, when I felt someone tap on my shoulder. I turned around to see a cute women.

Looks like my luck was finally turning around.

I took her back to my place. She was obviously really into me. We kissed as she removed my pants and started playing with my dick. I took off her top and admired her breasts. I could tell they were fake, but I didn’t mind.

I brought her up to my bed. Things were starting to get really hot and heavy despite the alcohol, I was hard as a rock. I started unbuttoning her pants, but she moved my hand away.

“Let me see that cute ass, she said.”

I was drunk and this wasn’t my style, but I figured ‘what the hell.’ She got behind me and started licking my ass with her tongue. No complaints there. Not my favorite thing, but my girlfriend used to rim me all the time.

Then… I felt something. Something long and hard was penetrating my ass. I gasped. It could only be one thing – a penis.

She/he moaned.

“I know you like it baby, he said.

I screamed, but she put her hand over my mouth, I thought of saying no, but actually part of me was really enjoying it… I mean, yes, she had a penis… but she was still pretty hot, and I was still horny…. and drunk.

I won’t go into any more details, but one things certain – I won’t be picking up any more girls in bars for a while.

Don’t accidentally have sex with a man

James, Bristol

Wow huh? Ok, so what happened to James is a one in 1000 shot, I mean, usually its fairly obvious, especially in the UK, but there are some very pretty TV’s out there, and a few of them love to lure straight guys in order to give them a surprise later. Apparantly porn star Vanity likes to do that…. and she’s damn gorgeous.

This story did get us thinking though, what can go wrong when you go out horny and have a few drinks. Especially if you’re a man… I mean, between the alcohol and the fact that your penis is doing half of your thinking, there are tons of unfortunate things that can happen. Of course you know what we are going to suggest as a solution. Before you go out, or even during, grab that cock and enjoy the sound of a horny woman’s voice on the phone. You’ll feel just as satisfied afterwoulds, probably more so, it will only take a couple of minutes, and hopefully you’ll then retain the ability to think your actions through before you make a decision driven by horn that may end you up being ass fucked by a dude…. (sorry James xxx).

Let us fix those full balls for you, you’ll thank us later.

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Shae from game of thrones was a porn star – and here she is getting more than a check up from the horny dentist ;-)

Any Game Of Throne fans here? Thought there would be. Well you may or may not know that at least 6 of the female stars of that show have been, or are adult film stars. Yes, the casting directors actually had a legitimate excuse to watch a lot of porn, all in the quest for exactly the right people for the show you understand.

I’ve always thought Shae (played by Sibel Kekilli) was the cutest thing, and now, just for you, here she is getting naked and getting licked and fucked by a ‘dentist’ during a routine checkup! I must say this has never happened to me at the dentists. Maybe I need to change.


Hope you enjoy.

 

E xxx

“I think Ralf had a bad experience”

Hehehe – Found a video that made me laugh so I thought I’d share it with you lovely people.

Of course, phone sex isn’t at all like that, at least not for us.

As far as I know, none of our girls have ever had to use google to work out what a caller wants. We know exactly what our callers want, that’s why they keep calling back when they need our help to reach that level of pleasure that you can only get to when you are having great phone sex with someone.

Anyway – check out this video

Joking aside – we know there are some chat lines out there like this. Awkward and not particularly satisfying, that’s why you should put your trust in women who really know what they are doing. A lot of our girls have been talking to guys on our phone sex lines for a very long time. They are good at talking, flirting and making men’s cocks hard as rock. And it’s the latter that most of us really enjoy.

The feeling that your words are having such a physical effect, the knowledge that both you and your caller are experiencing intense sexual pleasure.

My favourite bit is when things tip over the edge. The pleasure and intensity grows, but there’s that certain point, like dropping over the top of a waterfall or reaching the crest of a high roller coaster. Once you are over that edge and in free fall, there is no stopping that rush, and there is no going back. Things have been taken completely out of your control and are firmly in the hands of gravity.

You all know what I mean, there’s that tipping point, and as you’re just about to tip over – that feeling right there – just before and just as you go into that free fall. When you both tip over that point together – it feels so good it’s off the scale.

Anyway – I doubt anyone could reach any tipping point with that phone sex session, although the girl is cute. Not as cute as me :-p but cute. I’d play with her 🙂

No one’s commented on the site improvements yet by the way……. come on guys, I know you’re reading… or are you two busy enjoying our sexy ladies?

If so – – carry on.

Emma XX